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The Perils of Being an Illegal Immigrant

Written By J.P. Sakuragi on Tuesday, August 17, 2010 | Tuesday, August 17, 2010


With the backdrop of the growing unrests over the immigration issue in the United States and the brouhaha over the planned construction of an Islamic center in the heart of New York makes me wonder about this Yahoo! News response posted by an anonymous troll.


If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor. 
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. 
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot. 
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed. 
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again. 
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed. 
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years. 
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot. 
If you cross the United States border illegally you get: 
1 - A job 
2 - A driver's license 
3 - A Social Security card 
4 - Welfare 
5 - Food stamps 
6 - Credit cards 
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house 
8 - Free education 
9 - Free health care 
10 - A lobbyist in Washington 
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language 
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%----ution 
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.
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